Flower wreaths, sneakers and sneakers: what will the nostalgia of the years 2010 look like? | Brigid Delaney | Opinion | LIMITED TIME OFFER !

There are only two months left of this decade, and if we remember him for his policy of division and the acceleration of the climate crisis, what about his fashion, his pop culture and his his trends?

What will be now look like later?

Let's imagine 2042 and you are invited to an evening on the theme of 2010.

Location

The place is an "Airbnb" decorated with white tiles with a touch of green indoor plants hanging on hook straps. The wood is blond. When they enter, the guests are wise. In the "base zone", Kmart impressions with the words "Love, Create, Smile, Home" in curly writing. In another room, there is a wall of street art and an old street artist painting in the style of the old master, Banksy. People joke that they've caught an Uber.

To drink

Upon your arrival, a choice of alcohol from 2010: Aperol spritz, negroni, prosecco, rose, orange wine, espresso martinis and gin or hyper local craft beer.

You can also have a coffee. People disguised as 2010's beloved icon, hip-hop barista – litter the party veil with butcher aprons, massive beards and tattoos on the sleeves. We love the fact that people brought "cups" of the time, which they found in antique stores.

For those who choose not to drink (very late in 2010, rest assured, their hosts), a microdosing of marijuana for medical purposes or LSD is available. In addition: coconut water, green juice and various types of artificial milks: cashews, almonds, coconut, soy and macadamia.

Food

The guests are served halves of avocado on a plate with a piece of toast, a lemon wedge and a trace of salt. "What am I doing with that?", We heard from a guest.

Later in the night, people bring salmon jars with Deliveroo bags, but otherwise it's mostly Mexico, cronuts, hamburgers, food to share and vegan food.

A small number of party-goers disguised as muscular braces choose to eat protein powder or food from the "paleo" tradition or combined with the "keto" tradition. (The bullet proof coffee makes a lot of laughing.)

clothing

Boiler suits, jumpsuits, metallic, Basque pieces, long dresses, bike shorts, linen, salmon pink men's shirts, short shorts, sneakers instead of stiletto heels, flower crowns and athletic (of course). There is no makeup without makeup, contour and people are walking with Korean masks.

Other people wear costumes – there are dozens of Elsas de Frozen and Kardashians.

Some guests look strange, almost caricatural. They wear exaggerated and stuck eyelashes and have painted their brows three inches thick. Their faces look like extraterrestrials we know to be something they used to call "fillers" and under their clothes they stuffed with false implants.





Kendall and Kylie Jenner



Photography: Instagram

Some men arrive with Ned Kellys (large beard carefully cared for) or hair with a high knot that they once called a "human bread" (and we are embarrassed for the inhabitants of that time).

Some are dressed as people in professions that no longer exist: Instagram poets, social network managers, and emoticon designers.

Others brought pets from the time – the English bulldogs and Labradoodles were popular.

Everyone dances in the grime, alt country and trap melodies as well as in the huge solo stars of the decade. Rihanna, Beyoncé, Ed Sheeran and Adele are all on a high rotation, with Taylor Swift in 1989.

Accessories

Since its ban by President Donald Trump at the end of the decade, vaping has gone into hiding. Thus, in a cloud of smoky nostalgia that seems very 2017, the vapors inhale a Juul with cinnamon and strawberry.

There is an alarming number of people who seem to do aimless tricks around the perimeter of the party. On closer inspection, they all wear a strange wrist band called Fitbit and measure their steps.

"We have to reach 12,000 people."

"Why?"

"I do not know, it's just an arbitrary number that has been given to us."

Other guests brought their selfies, their personal drones or their very old iPhone (which were huge at the time). They take hundreds of pictures of themselves from all angles (weird! Gross! Why ?? !!) that they jokingly say that they will download on the now vanished platform d & # 39; Instagram.

"I am an influencer!", They say with laughter.





A dog dressed an Instagram influencer at a party of the 2010s



A dog dressed an influential Instagram at a party of the 2010s. Photography: Tammy Swarek / Barcroft Images

activities

Guests are offered a "class pass" and can choose from typical activities of the 2010 era – crossfit, F45, bar, SoulCycle, paddleboarding or power yoga.

You can undergo an intestinal health check and a (fake) stool graft.

In another room is a screen with astrology applications, and you can pay your card with a cryptocurrency to the old. There is a room with buckets and disinfectant for people with ayahuasca experience and another for people taking something called the "Ice Bucket Challenge" – and who are unnecessarily filmed on one of these stupid big phones.

On the screens installed around the party are non-stop cooking shows. It makes you think that life must have been really crappy if you did not stream in the 2010s.

But some monotonous series called MasterChef is better than the previous documentary – Kony 2012 – that looks really bothered, but that was apparently very popular at the time.

You can also listen to a podcast via your aerodromes.





James Harden



There are many beards at the party. A photograph: Thomas Shea / USA Today Sports

Some darkness is visible on the edges of the party – after all, it was the year 2010.

In the corner are people who look distressed and uncomfortable.

"It's the canceled corner," says the host. "All the people who were canceled go there – so people who have sent a racist tweet, made a joke about the rape or accidentally loved something posted by an alt right account".

There is also a wet corner for the trolls (bathed in laptop light) and another space for those who have been ghosts. People in this area compulsively check their phones.

We observe that life was cruel and happy not to have been born at that time.

Flower wreaths, sneakers and sneakers: what will the nostalgia of the years 2010 look like? | Brigid Delaney | Opinion | LIMITED TIME OFFER !
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